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Seinfeld Episode 167 – The Dealership

Puddy is promoted from a mechanic to a car salesman, so Jerry tries to use Puddy to get a good deal on a new car. But when Elaine and Puddy get into a fight, Jerry tries to get them back together so he can get his good deal. At the dealership, George tries to get a twinkie, but the vending machine won’t take his dollar. Meanwhile, Kramer test drives a car and pushes it to the limit to see if it can handle a day in the life of Kramer.

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Seinfeld Episode 166 – The Strike

Jerry’s girlfriend, Gwen, looks either ugly or beautiful depending on what type of light she is in. At a Hanukkah party, George receives a donation made to a charity in his name as a gift. George sees this as an opportunity to not have to give out gifts, and sets up a fictitious charity, “The Human Fund”, which he makes donations to on behalf of his co-workers for their gifts. However, George is found out, resulting in the story of Festivus. Meanwhile, Kramer resumes working at a bagel shop after a 12 year strike.

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Seinfeld Episode 165 – The Apology

George demands an apology from a recovering alcoholic for a comment he once made about one of George’s sweaters. Jerry’s new girlfriend does everything in the nude, leading Jerry and George to debate whether or not there is a bad nude. Kramer thinks he’s spending too much time in the shower and goes to Jerry for advice on how to take less time. Meanwhile, Elaine is at odds with a co-worker, Peggy, who gets mad at Elaine for touching her water.

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Seinfeld Episode 164 – The Betrayal

In an episode told backwards, Jerry, George and Elaine return home from their India trip and they don’t want to talk about the trip or even talk to each other. George finds out that Jerry slept with his girlfriend and to compensate, George wants to sleep with Elaine. Elaine tells everyone that she once slept with Sue Ellen’s fiance, which causes Sue Ellen to call off the wedding.

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Seinfeld Episode 163 – The Slicer

Elaine’s neighbor is out of the country and left her alarm set to go off at 3:30 am. Kramer buys a meat slicer, and Elaine breaks it when he lets her borrow it. Jerry’s new girlfriend is a doctor who only talks about healing people. George gets a new job and realizes that he knows the boss from somewhere.

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Seinfeld Episode 162 – The Merv Griffin Show

Kramer finds part of a Merv Griffin Show set in a dumpster. He sets the pieces up in his apartment and creates his own show, featuring him as a host. Jerry’s girlfriend collects old toys and refuses to let anyone play with them. George hits a squirrel and his girlfriend has him take the squirrel to the vet. Meanwhile, Elaine has to deal with an annoying co-worker.

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Seinfeld Episode 160 – The Blood

Jerry’s parents hire a personal trainer for him. However, the trainer is very old and ends up throwing out his back. Kramer begins stocking up on his own blood, but runs into refrigeration problems. George decides that if he could combine sex and food, he would have the perfect life. Elaine’s friend thinks Elaine is too irresponsible to watch her son but tries to prove her friend wrong. But when babysitting is more than Elaine bargained for, she tries to show that she is irresponsible to get out of it.

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Seinfeld Episode 161 – The Junk Mail

Kramer gets disgusted with all of the junk mail he receives, so he closes off his mailbox and forwards all of his mail to Jerry’s box. Jerry has a show to help a car dealership owned by “Fragile” Frankie, and is given a van for his help. Meanwhile, George thinks his parents are avoiding him, and Elaine tries to get Puddy back.

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Seinfeld Episode 159 – The Serenity Now

Frank begins to use the phrase “serenity now” every time he feels his blood pressure rising. Elaine is invited to a bar mitzvah for her boss’s son and is French kissed by the son. George begins to work as a computer salesman, but isn’t good at selling them to other people. Jerry’s girlfriend gives Knicks tickets away, which makes Jerry mad, but he doesn’t show it. His girlfriend comments that he never gets angry, so Jerry attempts to show his anger.

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Seinfeld Episode 158 – The Voice

George’s co-workers find out that he’s faking his handicap and they no longer treat him special. George has a contract, so he can’t be fired, but everyone tries their best to get him to quit. Jerry and George mock Jerry’s new girlfriend, Claire, whose stomach makes strange noises. They do so with an accented “hello”, which is referred to as the voice. Jerry bets Elaine that she’ll get back together with Puddy and Kramer gets an intern to help him with Kramerica.

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